NeatStats

Simple, lightweight, privacy-first web stats

You have a website. Your website gets visitors. And you want to know about your visitors! How many are stopping by, where are they coming from, what are they looking at? That sort of stuff.

NeatStats makes it easy to learn about the visits that your site receives (from both humans and robots alike). We respect everyone’s privacy by only recording the most basic information that every web server already recieves with each visit to your site: IP address, User Agent, and HTTP Referrer.

Privacy first

We don’t do any gross stuff—no cookies, no fingerprinting, no cross-site tracking, none of that crap. Just the three data points we mentioned above: IP address, User Agent, and HTTP Referrer.

Cool charts and graphs

Do you like data? Do you like it when your data looks really cool? You’re gonna love our charts, graphs, and tables. And our map, too!

Updoots

Turn any emoji into an interactive button on your pages and see the number of clicks it’s received. Use it for likes, votes, or your own creative ideas.

Your data, your way, with our API

You can use the NeatStats API to retrieve your data in multiple formats, as often as you’d like. You can use the API to record visits, too.

Gone viral? We’ll let you know

Configure email alerts if you’d like be notified when one of your pages starts to receive more activity than usual.

The fairest pricing imaginable

You can record stats for a site for just $5 per year. Per year. They’re just database entries; charging more than that would be silly.

Coming soon

We’re building NeatStats, like, right now. You’ll be able to sign up soon, but first we’ll show you what it will look like. Check back in a couple of days.

Oh, and one other thing. NeatStats is made by Neatnik, the guy behind omg.lol. So, like, it’ll definitely be fun to use. But, far more importantly, it’s made by someone who believes that DEI is essential, no one is illegal, Black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, disability rights are civil rights, love is love, and you deserve a union.

We hope you’ll give NeatStats a try when it’s ready.